The other night, J-bird gives me a hug and then asks if he touched my privates. Um, no, no you did not.
"But isn't your wiener right there?" he asked.
"No, mommy doesn't have a wiener."
"Are you kidding me? Are you joking with me? How do you pee?"
So T-Dogg pipes up from the table with, "girls use their butts."
Ah, yes, the old pee out your butt trick. It's a fan favorite, I'm sure. As the only girl in a house with 4 boys in it, I think I deserve to have three locks on the bathroom door. Just to be safe. Sigh.
All this while DH sits at the table doing homework. His shoulders were shaking but he wouldn't look up and help me out. Bastard.
That just about made my night. Too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I seem to remember this same conversation when T-dogg was younger. I can't wait to hear what it is when Samalander is older.
ReplyDeleteBy that time, I'm sure T will have a GREAT response to Samboni's questions. UGH!
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